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They’re supposed to look like pillbox hats the host Reds wore 500 years ago or something. Whatever. Here are some photos of the players wearing them:
“Wow, look how dumb the National League players look in their idiot hats.”
“I am thrilled to take off this awful, gross piece of headware, if only for a moment.”
“I wish I were throwing this loathsome cap.”
“The best part of hitting is wearing a batting helmet, which is not terrible and bad.”
Do not buy these hats.
